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naomitamar:

Jason

naomitamar:

Jason

-.-!

Jesus! KID! Why is it so hard to have sex with you? We could just have a nice morning sex session before work at your house but no! you idiot! 

WHEN I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION IN A CLASS AND THEN I HAVE TO START STUDYING FOR A TEST

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

Hahhaha!!

80slove:

Brad Pitt

Ahahha!! Baaabyyy

80slove:

Brad Pitt

Ahahha!! Baaabyyy

WHEN I MAKE A SINCERE EFFORT TO NOT BE DRUNK AND SLUTTY

howdoiputthisgently:

Ahhahahhahahahhaha!!!!

It’s cool and all but…

Once my sister told me that she misses having one night stands. She said it was fun, the hunting and the casual- no commitment sex. No worrying about next morning or anything similar.

I think she’s right, but I think having that “fun night” doesn’t compensate the fact that guy don’t remember your name the day after you made out. But, oh well, maybe next one!

Oh! And he gave me the flu -.- at least its not gonorrea hahah!


When I look down at this golden statue, may it remind me and every little child that no matter where you’re from, your dreams are valid. Thank you.
When I look down at this golden statue, may it remind me and every little child that no matter where you’re from, your dreams are valid. Thank you.

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